I SURE DAN WILL LAUGH IF WE TREND #DanTwerksBetterThanMiley ON TWITTER! :’)
Come on guys, who’s with me?!
i don’t get how you can hate drunk texts i mean you’re who that person’s thinking of when they’re brain isn’t functioning properly, they can’t even form coherent sentences but they’re thinking of you that’s cute ok they have the motor skills of an infant yet they put effort in to text you and that’s fucking awesome
me when i go out: i’m bored i hate it let me go home
me when i stay home: i’m bored i hate it let me go out
me when i’m around people: go away leave me alone i hate you all
me when i’m alone: i have no friends i just need someone anyone
me when i’m mean to people: i should stop being a bitch or no one will like me
me when i’m nice to people: be meaner or people will think they can walk all over you
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that bully each other play fight and call each other names but are actually in love and they can be all romantic and shit too when every insult is ended with a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
The scary thing about dating is that you’re either going to marry that person or break up with them.